Lebanese jokes
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.