Lebanese jokes

Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.

In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.

Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan is typing...

What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.