Lebanese jokes
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
what is the fastest country? iran.
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.