I told her she needed to put her dog on a leash and her boyfriend is still on a leash to this day 😮💨
My fish died and i didnt do anything i just took my fish for a walk
(Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅? Time to walk with you’re dog 🐶
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now leashing!
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished.
The dog lead went slack
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk so then I took him out for a walk then when I put him back in the tank he stopped moving
Blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar. The Blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash. The bartender yells Sir Stop! What are you doing!? The Blind guy say, I'm just looking around.
