I told her she needed to put her dog on a leash, and her boyfriend is still on a leash to this day. 😮💨
My fish died, and I didn't do anything. I just took my fish for a walk.
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅? Time to walk with you’re dog 🐶
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?
The dog lead went slack.
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.
A blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar.
The blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash.
The bartender yells, "Sir, stop! What are you doing!?"
The blind guy says, "I'm just looking around."
