Latency jokes

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.

The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.

If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?