Last thing jokes
The last thing that went through Abe Lincoln's head was a bullet.
What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.