Last meal jokes

A man is on his death sentence, and he gets to choose his last meal.

He asks his guard for a McDonald's Ice Cream, and lives a very long life. They never found a working machine.

What would you like as your last meal?

Fried chicken. Extra crispy.

What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?

Meals on wheels.

What did a cannibal have as his last meal?

Five guys.

Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.

As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.

Then one stops and asks his companion:

"Does this taste funny to you?"

What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?

His left shoulder.