Last meal jokes
A man is on his death sentence, and he gets to choose his last meal.
He asks his guard for a McDonald's Ice Cream, and lives a very long life. They never found a working machine.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.
As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.
Then one stops and asks his companion:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.