Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes jokes

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Orphan

  • I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."

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  • Friend

  • I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.

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    Freedom

  • By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

    Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.

    Enjoy!

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    Knock

  • 5 knock knock jokes from best to corny.

    1. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door.

    2. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!

    3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?

    4. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!

    5. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?

    Knock

  • Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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    Site

  • Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Stop.

    Stop who?

    Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!

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