Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock Jokes jokes

Guy

The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.

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  • Orphan

    I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.

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  • Orphan

    Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?

    Because there is never anyone at the door.

    Orphan

    I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."

    Friend

    I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.

    Guy

    Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?

    He won the no-Bell prize.

    Freedom

    By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

    Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.

    Enjoy!

    Knock knock

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Police.

    Police who?

    Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!

    Knock

    5 knock knock jokes from best to corny.

    1. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door.

    2. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!

    3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?

    4. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!

    5. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?

    Knock

    Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

    Orphan

    What joke do you tell an orphan?

    Knock knock...

    Who's there?

    Not your parents.

    Site

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Stop.

    Stop who?

    Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!

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