Kneecap memes

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?

Well, probably their kneecaps.

I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly, a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs.

Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.

"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"