Knee Pad jokes

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.

They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.

My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.