Knee Pad jokes

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

What has 50 legs but can't walk?

25 disabled kids.

You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.