Klimt jokes

What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?

They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.

Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.

What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?

R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.