Klimt jokes

Hitler

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What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?

They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.

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  • Brain

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    What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

    They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

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  • Parent

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    If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.

    Kelly Clarkson

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    Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.

    Priest

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    Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.

    Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.