Klimt jokes

What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?

They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.

Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.

Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.

Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.