King size jokes
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Your forehead [is] so big that if I drew an H on it, Kobe could have landed there.
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.