King size jokes
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?
Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.