Kinesthetics jokes

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.

I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."