Kindersurprise jokes
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
1 like = 1 more child in my blender.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder