Kamikaze jokes
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Kamikaze!
Kamikaze wh—
おいおい、お前を殺して、その塔ごと地面に叩き込んでやるぞ! いいな?
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
Apparently terrorists and Japs are the same; they both went kamikaze.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.