K/D ratio jokes

Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.

"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.

Your Fortnite win rate.