K/D ratio jokes

Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥

"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

How much of a homophobic heterosexual man are you? I'm so homophobic I won't suck a big dick that has ketchup on it.

What's long and black? The line at KFC.

When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.