Juvenile jokes

Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.

My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again.

What's the hardest part about being a paedophile?

Trying to fit in.

I groomed 2 minors today.