Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to "Just Do It."
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Bick: Jesus isn't real.
Ron: Yes, He is.
Bick: Prove it, bitch.
Ron: Cussing is a sin. Open the curtains.
Bick: Wh-?
Ron: JUST DO IT, DAMMIT!
The sunlight shone through the window, landing on Ron and Bick. Both of them died and went to hell.
Ron: Fuck you, Jesus.
Bick: Told you Jesus was real.
Satan: Get to work, slaves.
Moral of the story: Stay off the marijuana.
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
