Just Do It

Just Do It Jokes

Suicide

Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to "Just Do It."

Suicide

I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.

Slogan

Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?

Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."

Slogan

Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?

Stole his slogan, just do it!

Boyfriend

Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!

Jesus

Bick: Jesus isn't real.

Ron: Yes, He is.

Bick: Prove it, bitch.

Ron: Cussing is a sin. Open the curtains.

Bick: Wh-?

Ron: JUST DO IT, DAMMIT!

The sunlight shone through the window, landing on Ron and Bick. Both of them died and went to hell.

Ron: Fuck you, Jesus.

Bick: Told you Jesus was real.

Satan: Get to work, slaves.

Moral of the story: Stay off the marijuana.

Memes

Furry

fu us furrys have lifes to we just do it for our deppresion but some do it for fun

The image shows a meme with a furry character looking confused. The text reads: "My friend: I don't like furries. Also him: *username_the_onlyfox*. Me, a furry: ?"