Judiciary jokes

Orphan

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Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.

Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.

Judge: But why?

Accused: Because I’m an orphan.

Evidence

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If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

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  • Politician

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    What do a politician and a minister have in common?

    Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.

    Arrest

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    I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.

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