Judiciary jokes
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
Some people think "prison" is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.
I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"
What do a politician and a minister have in common?
Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.