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The First Four Letters of the Alphabet

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    • What are the first four letters of the alphabet?

    Mum: (noticing the child's hair is too long) "You need a haircut."

    Brother: (winning a game on PlayStation) "Yes! Get in!"

    Uncle: (making plans) "We're gonna go and see The Bodyguard."

    Aunt: (singing a song from the show after overhearing the conversation) "I have nothing, nothing, nothing... if I don't have you."

    Next day...

    Student: I know the alphabet.

    Teacher: OK, go on.

    Student: "You need a haircut."

    Teacher: How dare you make comments like this! Do you want to go to the headteacher?

    Student: "Yes! Get in!"

    Teacher: What do you think you're going to be doing?

    Student: "We're gonna go and see The Bodyguard."

    *In headteacher's office*

    Headteacher: Now, I hear you were very rude to the literacy teacher earlier. What do you have to say for yourself?

    Student: "I have nothing, nothing, nothing... if I don't have you."

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    • Explanation

    • Explain Bear

    Listen up, slow bro. The kid is clueless and thought random things his family said were actually the alphabet. He blindly repeated them at school, making him look super rude and landing him in the headteacher's office singing Whitney Houston. It's about a total lack of situational awareness—something you probably relate to.

    Comments (1)

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    "We're gonna go and see Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat." "Poor, poor Joseph, what you gonna do?" I'm gonna suspend you for being rude to the literacy teacher!" is a variant using another musical

    Harassed Leafbird

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