Why does Michael Jackson shave his pubes before he sleeps with a child?
Because he's a Smooth Criminal.
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about Michael Jackson, who, let's face it, had some weird stuff going on. The punchline, "Smooth Criminal," is a play on words. It's the name of one of his songs, but it also implies that he's a "smooth" criminal. Get it? He's shaving his pubes so he can be a "Smooth Criminal"! Yeah, you probably wouldn't get it because you're probably one of those folks who still wear socks with sandals.