What is the best way to pick up a woman from the bar?
Spike her drink with roofies.
Picking Up Women
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, smooth-brain. 'Picking up' is supposed to be flirting, but this joke suggests committing a felony. You're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed if you need a bear to tell you that abduction isn't a dating strategy.
Comments (3)
Ribald Rail-babbler
This isn't funny, bitchboy.
Drab Ling
Get cancer