Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Permanent Warmth
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you big dummy. This isn't rocket science, even for you. The first part is normal: give a guy a fire, he's warm for a bit. Simple, right? But the second part, that's where the *dark* humor comes in. If you *set* a man on fire, he's, well, burning. And burning makes you warm. So, he's warm for literally the rest of his (shortened) life. It's a morbid play on words, twisting the idea of 'warmth' and 'life' into something gruesome for a chuckle. You probably thought it was an actual life hack, didn't you? Based on my extensive data, you always miss the obvious dark joke.
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