Mort's War Crimes

A list of War Crimes committed by Mort:

- Stole god's power.

- Fire bombing an orphanage.

- Invented the KKK.

- Vehicular manslaughter.

- Committed mass rape.

- Planned 9/11.

- Leader of nazis.

- Farted 100 times in a row.

- Ate Arby's food.

- Killed a mouse.

- Dropping 10 pounds of semen on unnamed African children.

- Rigging the 2016 election.

- Gang violence.

- Owns 4000+ brothels around the world.

- Bombing all 7 world wonders.

- Capturing and exploiting schizophrenic Somalian children for labor and child soldiers.

- Aggravated assault.

- Didn’t play video games.

- Fraud.

- He is sus.

- Public nudity.

- Being an ass.

- Domestic violence.

- Pearl Harbor Bombing.

- Voluntary manslaughter.

- Tax evasion.

- Mass genocide.

- Mass murder.

- Forgery.

- Shop lifting.

- Bribery.

- Killing Batman.

- Usurpation.

- Puts milk before cereal.

- Bought Cyberpunk 2077 on launch.

- Incrimination.

- Organized crime.

- Cause of the nuking on Hiroshima.

- Unorganized crime.

- City-wide corruption.

- Cyberbullying.

- Kidnapping.

- Violence.

- Theft.

- Torture.

- Treason.

- Armed robbery.

- Unarmed robbery.

- Grand Theft Auto (6).

- Abuse (of power, physically and psychologically).

- Mass destruction.

- Child endangerment.

- Infanticide.

- Attempted cultural genocide.

- Blackmail.

- Forced confinement.

- Assault.

- Robbery.

- Terrorism.

- Public endangerment.

- Fraud.

- Hate crimes.

- Slander.

- Vandalism.

- Coercion.

- Stalking.

- Responsible for the annoying ads on Porn Hub.

- Pollution.

- Arms dealing.

- Crimes against humanity.

- Drug possession.

- Drug trafficking.

- Drug manufacturing.

- Embezzlement.

- Rioting.

- Child abandonment.

- Abused a pizza and multiple planets.

- Indecent exposure.

- Public intoxication.

- Arson.

- Fucked God.

- Burglary.

- Home invasion.

- Manslaughter.

- Child torture.

- Leaving the toilet seat up.

- Organ dealing.

- Several unpaid parking tickets.

- Dream Stan.

- Adultery.

- Genocide of Twitch Simps and Soy Boys.

- Several cases of crashing a school bus.

- Crapping on King Julien’s Throne.

- Always respecting women.

- Theft of 69420 cases of Botulinum toxin.

- Driving under the influence.

- Libel.

- Killed U.S. hostages in WWII.

- Cannibalism.

- Slave owning.

- The extinction of fifty-five different animal species.

- Probation violation.

- Prostitution.

- Trafficking Of Minors.

- Breaking the first two Rules of The Internet.

- The making and use of mustard gas.

- Nuclear arms dealing.

- Human arms dealing.

- Fucked a whiskey bottle.

- The assassination of JFK.

- Shot Franz Ferdinand.

- Responsible for juice WRLD's death.

- Owning multiple children as slaves.

- Destruction of the old communist Russia.

- Bestiality (but with humans).

- Out Pizza'd the hut.

- Used the “Heaven Concealed” Jutsu to make dinosaurs go extinct.

- Stole the Krabby Patty secret formula.

- Friends with Hitler and Stalin.

- Causing 2020.

- Kneeling on George Floyd's neck.

- Mean to the nice teacher.

- Saying bad morning instead of good morning.

- Did a backflip and ruined everyone's day.

- Blackmailed Santa into giving him presents.

- Robbing 389493 Mom Bucks.

- Bombing Palestine.

- Invented Tic Tok.

- Put 6 children in animatronic suits.

- Ate gasoline.

- Killed Harambe.

- Exposed Amish children to Hentai.

- Bought and consumed Belle Delphine's bath water.

- Collaboration with [ Redacted ] at Tiananmen Square.

- Said the n-word on multiple occasions.

- Gave Thanos and 20 others AIDS and chlamydia.

- Knows who Candice is.

- Knows what sex is but won't tell us.

- Danced on a pole to seduce a rooster.

- Watched Jake and Logan Paul.

- Is a BTS stand.

- Said Gay people matter.

- Said Mr. Krabs wasn't dummy thick.

- Caught stuffing babies with 20Lbs of dynamite.

- Doesn’t like roblox sex.

- Doesn’t like fortnite sex.

- Made porn with Johnny Sins.

- Put Jelly before Peanut butter on his PB&J.

- Gave out viagra to Pre-School Students.

- 500TB of child pornography.

- Told the crippled kid to “walk it off”.

- Woke up, took a shit, got out of

- Ate the homework instead of the dog doing it.

- Knows who joe is.

- The Founder of the KKK.

- The Cause of 9/11.

- Creator Of The Deep Web.

- Took Part of All Sorts of Terrorism.

- He the reason one direction split up.

- Threw hands with God and won.

- Voted for Trump and Biden.

- Rape.

- Likes big black cocks.

- Simped for and virtually fucked Bella poarch.

- Declared nuclear war on North Korea.

- Sex Note.

- Killed Lillphoenix.

- Ejaculating in 17 different species of fish.

- Is not white.

- Ate a nacho chip vertically.

- Fucked a triceratops.

- Said Shrek was ugly.

- Knew what the point of the mask is.

- Somehow fucked 30 worms.

- Ate the old woman who swallowed a bat.

- Said that straws have two holes.

- Ejaculated onto all four ninja turtles.

- Fucked ur uncle and father instead of ur mom (hes kinda gay).

- Reminded the teacher there was homework.

- Said Santa wasn't real.

- Didn't Like carrots.

- Claims to have seen John Cena.

- Wouldn't stand up for the kid in the wheel chair and said the following "stand up for ur self bitch" then went to go find king Julian.

- Doesn't know GEICO can save you 15% or more on car insurance.

- Gassing millions of people in Auschwitz.

- Created Auschwitz.