Melissa

Melissa Jokes

Girlfriend

I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"

Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"

Name

Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.

Name

Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".

Tranny

I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.