Melissa jokes

Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.

Who wants to be my boyfriend?

I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.

I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"

Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"

Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".

Denise.

What more is there to say?

Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.

My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.