I'd rather kiss a cactus than kiss you. Wanna know why?
Because at least I'd feel something with the cactus than I ever could with you.
Kissing a Cactus
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, slowpoke. The author is saying their partner is so boring and emotionally dead that physical pain from plant spikes is an upgrade. You probably get told this every weekend.
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