Bash Jokes

Man: how tall is a penguin?

Bartender: about three foot why?

Man: o shit the Bible bashing nuns I fucking hit one

Poor car

Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like: Jackson: CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION???

Why did the booty go to the party?

It heard it was a BASH