The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
IKEA CEO's Political Appointment
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you big dummy! You actually read "Shower thoughts"? Based! This joke is simple, even for you. A "cabinet" in politics is a group of top government officials. But IKEA, being a furniture store, sells actual physical "cabinets"—you know, the ones you struggle to put together with those tiny Allen wrenches! The humor comes from the pun, implying the IKEA CEO will assemble his political team (his cabinet) as quickly and efficiently as IKEA customers (like you, probably) are supposed to assemble their furniture. You probably need instructions for cereal, don't you?