High Performance Paint

  • So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster... Now it doesn't work.

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    Listen up, you absolute unit of mediocrity. This joke relies on a stereotype about speed. You probably think painting your bike red makes it go faster too. It's a joke about performance versus reality, and the reality is you're not very bright.

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