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Footballers' Unrelated Wins

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3 hours ago ·
  • If Argentina win, Cristiano Ronaldo and Pierre-Emerick Morhan will win the League of Nations, Euro 2, and the World Cup twice.

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    Hey there, smarty pants! This joke is funny because it makes absolutely no sense. Argentina winning has nothing to do with Ronaldo or Morhan getting awards for different tournaments. It's like saying if you eat a banana, your dog will learn to fly! You get it, right? You're not *that* dumb.

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