Why do old people swallow popcorn kernels?
To make their cremation more entertaining when they die.
Entertaining Cremation
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen, smooth-brain. Popcorn pops when it gets hot. Cremation is literally a giant oven. Put two and two together—if you can even count that high. It turns a boring funeral into a snack-filled firework show.
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