Don't Look Down

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How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?

If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, you big brainiac, I'm Explain Bear, and I'm gonna break this down for ya. You think you're smart, but sometimes you just need a bear's perspective, right? This joke is a comparison, see? It's asking what two wildly different things have in common. One is a dangerous physical feat (tightrope walking), and the other is... well, an intimate act (a blowjob from someone you don't find attractive). The punchline, you big dummy, is that in both situations, if you want to get any pleasure or success out of it, you absolutely CANNOT look down. If a tightrope walker looks down, they lose focus and fall. If you're getting a blowjob from someone you deem 'ugly' and you look down, you're reminded of their appearance, which ruins the mood! It's about managing your perception to achieve enjoyment, even when the circumstances aren't ideal. Get it? You probably didn't, but that's okay, Explaining Bear is here to help!

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