Crummy jokes
Mother: How is my little cookie doing?
Doctor: Your cookie is feeling crummy right now.
Mother: Really?
Doctor: But don’t worry. Things are about to get batter.
Mother: 😁♥️🍪
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
How old are you...? I don’t give a shit, stfu and get in ma van.
“NO NO NO”
I’ll give you some candy.
“Oh ok🤩”
Is crummy bears alright??
Don't you just hate when you have to eat cereal with water because your dad won't bring the fucking milk? Cause same.
My pp.
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
Hey daddy *winky face*
LAMO.