Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Bleach Solves Everything
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, smooth-brain. Bleach cleans your laundry, but if everyone chugs it, there are no more people. Boom, no more overpopulation. It is morbid irony, though you probably still need help tying your shoes.