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Adam and Eve's Race

Shower thoughts
1 year ago ·
  • How do you know Adam and Eve were White?

    Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?

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    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying that Adam and Eve must be white because it implies that Black men are too strong to have a rib taken from them. It's playing on stereotypes, which, like you, isn't very smart.

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    FFalse Bettong
    • Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?" Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?" God says, "You are what you are." Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
    • What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
    • What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew? One was born burnt.
    • Why are white people so white? Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
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