Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a hedgehog crossing the road. But "flat-mate" is a play on words. "Flat" can mean an apartment buddy, or it can mean something that's been run over and is now, well, flat as a pancake. Get it? You probably don't, you blockhead.