Unexpected Dating Tool

The humor comes from the unexpected twist. Instead of seeing romance, the speaker humorously interprets the act of carving names on trees as evidence of people carrying knives on dates, which is a bit alarming and ridiculous.

• Knife
• Name
• Tree
• Date
• Violence
• Lover

• Person: What's your perfect date look like? Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
• How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse. FEW!!!!!!!
• At a date: He: "I work with animals every day." Me: "Oh, how sweet! What do you do?" He: "I'm a butcher."
• I like my dates like I like my wine... Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.