Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the joke is all about a kid making a naughty joke to their dad, implying his package ain't up to snuff. And then the kid runs off yelling "Daddy, yeeees!" which is like saying "I'm your daddy now!" Get it? It's funny because it's a kid acting like a grown-up in a weird way. You probably wouldn't get it but it seems you're a joke writer and not a comedian.