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Jesus told the world if he had to pick a body all over again that he would pick himself! He believes he is ( Gods gift to this earth) The best looking, the smartest, pure perfection!

Hahaha LOL Jajaj

And I Quote! " THATS WHY I PUT MYSELF NAKED ON THE CROSS IN CHURCHES TO SEE MY BODY !!!!"

GROSSEST, SCAREST, UGLIST, SLOPPY, DISRESPECTFUL, DISGUSTING, IT

If he actually ate the bullshit that came out of his mouth, He wouldn't of made up satan! He wouldn't Rape us, He wouldn't embody us! He wouldn't try to be us! USING OUF VOICES! USING OUR SPIRIT!

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He said I will die for the worlds sins cause I care and I don’t want anyone going to hell for no reason.

He’s god he knows all things but when he was human he asked his father our lord to help him

So don’t assume things before knowing the facts

I dont know where u got that quote from but Jesus isnt a stuck up person like u ok -_- hes actually sitting up there trying to save u from somthing TERRIBLE while u just there and waste time typing absolute garbage -.-

this isnt funny because it lacks accuracy. but i see why you would write something like this

we know nothing about god or jesus. they might be all good.

so burn the churches, the priests and the shitty bible all together. god would be happy to see so

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