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ur onna be mad at me

So yk about my past?

Like things that have happend

like shit ion wanna say

i cant talk rn though so :/

Let's just say I'm really happy to think about you and umm ya

U act like my guy frind aint to comfertable w/ me aaden

Gus is comfertabel but not that comfertabel

i mean he smy favriot freind

i wana get food but ion wann gte uo

I'm sorry you don't want to get up and you want food

Ethan said to get a magic want

Ethan has given up on me

I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH

I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH MORE

I love you SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much more

I choked you because I loved you and you wanted it that's proof and if you say it's not then I don't know what to do

I don't know where I'm going to do that you need to come here

next week sadly )):

U said u was never onna do it agian?

What changed ur midn

no once u left u said u was never onna do it again

Well yeah I don't maybe for I don't know I'm not telling you you have to make me

I'm not telling you unless you make me because yeah

god damn submissive pple

Looked at me and we had a moment of silence

i kinda liked when u used both ur hands

the wway u pinned me to the wall by pushing on my neck oml

but it pained you so veyr deepy to do it again

nd cause my dad is in florida nd it was jsut rules for when hes gone

hes only gone for a week so

y u wanna choke me so bad oml

Yoda bum bum2

I really liked choking you

^

Yoda bum bum2

And I kind of want to choke you again

^

Yoda bum bum2

I wanna try it again

^^

Yoda bum bum2

Like really bad

^

oh ill beg for u to do it

i wanna be chokced out till i cnat breahte omgg

he knows i wnat that

Why can't you hang out again this weekend but you can hang out next week when your dad's going to be home so that doesn't make any sense

cause rules where set

idk i might this weekend

I choke you and you will like it no matter what

I may or may not kinda may

What do you want me to idk choke you and call you baby girl

call me smthin else

theres one thing that if someone calls me it they have full permission to blow my back out

I wish I knew because I'm ready but you won't tell me so ig nvm

itwas said in my jounral

tha what "they" called me.

Its a kinda submissive thing

me toooooooooooooooooo

i wnt u to know it but it dont count if i tell u

Could you possibly take a pic of your journal so I can find it plssss

i wanan give u head

i doubt youll be able to read it

u said it like that

Il.never figure it out so I won't keep trying

I want you all that work to figure out what it was I can't even remember how to say it

youll figure it out dw

ill make sure u do

Idk how to say it uggg I've thought so hard

dont say it like im animal

nd only say it if i do or say smthin u like

perferbly smhin kinda inpoirpiate

I have some thoughts since I saw you in 5 hr

ive wanted to give u head sense well 3 days

but gus won let me do shit like that till im old enugh

so i needa learn to keep a secret from him first

Ibe wanted to blow your back out for a while

i dwanna blow my back out to

bondange shit thoughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i wanna be tied up nd railed so fucking bad

I wanna rail you so hard soonnnnnnmnlike rnnn

damn ur brain is weak

i can last sm lonegr than u fr

but you also dont know just want fucks me up..

just hellla thoughts

like i mean use my kinks agaisnt me

nd shitt that hurts

nd being well they not gaf bout me but use me for there own use

Tight legingnlike you wear and like when you looked at me at the park and didn't say anything

i js cant stop thinking bout u chokin me

to have a neck in ur hand?

id otn think you liked it

i think you liekd how i reacted

i was embaresed though

I tried to not do it-

just i got a very very strong kink

then do shit to me more

god be more risky aaden

let ur hands wander

No I won't I learned that it's not good to play with there kitty cats when standing

Nd what was the outcome

let ur hands wander

When can we go to the park again like what day do you want to go

idk im fine with any

it cant be wednesday

tuesday or thursday

no ima prolly js spend the night at V-rahs house

if i cant spend the night then idk

Ok ask whoever is in charge of you can go to the park

its next week i aint tryna plan yet

Ok sorry I want to make sure my mom will at least take me home

ok you can talk to ur mom js i aint making plans for next week rn

At least I'm not like flecture the wouldn't even hangout with his friends I manage our relationship and my friends and family

ok ik you are alot better than fletcher in every single way but please stop bringing him up

ill be home alone like for a long while tmwr

if my dads gf aint home tmrw when i am i could seeeeeeeee

i will have no idea what im doing \

i can feel my heartbeat in my throat

i acutally really kinda might wnanna actualy realla wanna give u head

*tackles you* ur trapped >:)

i can roleplay better than u hehe

some roleplays turn me on frrrrrrrrrrrr

nvm its impossible to tunr me on

i would not stop u

Yeah like v nd sky would let it happen

Wait i dont think V will want to go to the park no mo

God ur saying kinda dom shit nd its making ym heart just eugh

ur mking me crave u..

i want you to do ecerythin ur saying

u r putting more thoughts in my head

god ima need a new ournal js for thoughts causea u

give me so many i gotta take care of emmmmmm

yk i dont think you could give me thoughts

Ok so if we go to the park imma choke you and do so many more things to you

what would u do if i am a biter?

i wanna be a biter

what if im just nibbley not bitey

Yoda bum bum2

Choke you so fucking hard

how much of ur strength is this

no i needa know if it pases the line of where i wanna do it or not

Like to the point where you beg me to stop and maybe harder

Would i be able to breahte

h-how long would u hold it for..?

how long u holding my neck for?

what if i bite again?

What if i where to just be noramlly around u right?

ndnothign was happin

if i bit ur hand really really hard

That wont stp me from doing it

that still wont stop me from doing it

You won't wanna move while it happens trust me

It feels so good you won't be able to move because you will be chaned up

god i want you to js make my legs shake omg

i kinda u said one thing witch made e23452345342523453245 thoughts in my head omg

Yoda bum bum2

It feels so good you won't be able to move because you will be chaned up

thisssssssssss

But say more thigngs that make me hehe \

I actually wanna give u it

I want to but my nervs wont let me make a move so what u do is tell me what to do nd ill do it

both would make me really really happy

i love being told what to do..

Imma make you squirt and squirt and squirt everywhere

do it i betchu cant

Dont back out when I take your clothes off

If i where to js dont listen to me :/

cause id regret saying not to cause i js think on what nervers right away

Where tf u onna get handcuffs from?

please gimmie thoughtssss to take care of

i keep chewing on ym finger oml i got a problem

What do you look like wit no shirt and braw????

kiss me on the fucking neck broooooo

nd make out with me omg

howdo you not know

depends if V nd sky r ok

cause they aint really tg but they aint apart

dude they didnt leave us alone for 5 mins how can u expect to do that

I want us to be like my uncle and his girlfriend

V got pissed wehn i wanted her to go

id rahter notttttttt

cause im not allowed to go to frineds much

nd i like spending the night at V rahs house

I know you do now I will just have to do it at Auburn Park hanging out there

But I need scooter come with me so it doesn't seem suspicious

u cant do that much to me though cause they are going to non stop follow nd annoy us

If we start to kiss in front of them then they're going to leave

I'm going to try to get them so they can go on a walk and work on a relationship

Choke me infront of them nd theyll 100% go

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god u can see a look in my eyes begging for more when u choke me

i js know u cannnnn

I did yesterday and that's what made me like it but I didn't want to tell you cuz I didn't want to have to do it more I'm going to do it more but yeah

why did you not want to do it?

What really had to go and I didn't want to be mean so I just said that I didn't like it I did cuz it was getting really dark so and we barely made it home I mean cars were just oh it was so dark Skyler got lost I ate dick on the road

I think I look good when I'm get out of the shower and I have no shirt on

i think youll look better when i take a shirt off you

I will take.my shirt off for you and choke you if that's better

no that will have no affect

yk id look bettr on u

don't start Imma get umm I a lift somewhere and ya

Rail me all night fr

dont stop when im begging u to

make it so my entire body is shaking

Yoda bum bum2

Are you trying to get me hard

nooooooooooooooooooo

Tie me up nd eat me out

lemme give you head

I can and will go down on you

ll pin you to the wall nd start to kiss you then kiss your neck then ur chest than stomach then go to your dick nd igve you head

thne after i give you head i could ride you

Plsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss do it

for hours thne after that you could fuck me from behind

go really rough on me

till i cant breathe

nd you will rail me all night

go faster when i need you to slow down

then keep going till im begigng you to stop

dont stop when im begging you

i want you to fuck me from behind

until im begging you to stop

i just cant anymore

nd if u where to choke me out while also

Yoda bum bum2

My cock is mega happy rn

I could make it happier

fuck me till i cant breathe

fuck me from behind nd grab my waist fs

like grab onto my waist harddddddddd

When I was hugging you from being at the park I was happy in other ways

I love when i get thoguhts

Good il give you head and you give me head

i wanna giv u head first,

Ok be honest if I was to come meet you dad would he like me

if he knew we was tg no

olly for that reason though

if he didnt know we was tg thne yes

And also I'm very respectful to people's parents when it comes to me dating their daughter

cause he has guns nd hes country so he will murder u

I've got a $500 lb stepdad that could step on his toe and break it lol

If he gets on my nerves anymore because I'm done with this there's an ax going in his f****** head

Cuz earlier I said let's talk about some classes and he's like who did you cheat off of and then he was like nobody would ever want to cheat off you I understand the joke because what he's saying is cuz I'm stupid He's f****** retarded and I'm about to lose my s*** on him

He's going to be chopped up little bits in a garbage bag

And he don't treat my mom good either so he's on my last end

Aaden can i be honest with you?

well u be hinest with me?

do you think im at all psychotic?

I don't think you are I think you're just fine

It comes with intrusive thoughts

very very bad thoughts

Gorgeous everybody gets intrusive very bad thoughts like me too I thought about killing my stepdad and exactly what it's looked like Even though I know it would look like

a physco is like a devil but in a human if they act on it.

Theres some things ur not ready to learn bout me yet =D

I've been with worse Just look at Adrian grift that was a massive mistake I don't killed myself because I dated her nothing's worse than dating her Tell me cuz I'm ready for it

The only mistake right now is me feeling this container with pixies sticks yeah bad idea it's going to be full and heavy

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Yeah I know you would you love me way too much and I love you way too much Wait it's a good thing that we love each other too much cuz that means we care about each other oh yeah

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but if you hear anything

know its for the best, ima talk to gus before i act on anger butjust know.

No im not leaveing.

Nothing until i talk to gus, its why i need him on.

if he isnt on in time, bad things will happen, bad bad things.

Only get on so good Go make a post cuz I'm saving you nothing bad is happening to you

but i have a post saying gm to someone

I just texted him a discord there's no way

tell hm to go there.

id call him it gets him on but he wont see it in time.

he wont see it in time of me gettign off

hes an hour behind us

Well I was just talking to him so I don't know

I said Charlie's about to do something stupid I think so and then you responded

I could go look but I'm eating it's not important

also i dont plan to do anything stupid to myself

Whats there to think about?

Brushing my hair sorry not coming Jesus f****** Christ

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Sorry I had to go get a bag real quick I'm back

It's not okay cuz I didn't tell you I was going to be right back

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Sure because I'm pretty sure that yum mian said something about murdering I'm pretty sure and I think I should get to know I think I should I'm your boyfriend I'm very important

And he will talk me out of any and everything

I'm going to play a game like involves my hands it's called how remember but sticks

I remember what it's called is called sticks well I'm going to learn how to play it actually

Hey it's okay You're trying to figure something out with him if that's more important than me right now I need you to get everything straight

I'm just trying to play a game you know I don't have anybody to play with but it's fine I'll figure it out

Well done though I'm probably going to get off here soon

No whatever happened I'm not going to be mad I just want to know

How come everybody else gets to know but I never do

cause i trust gus with more than my life

do yk i wouldve been ead oct 15t if it wasnt for him?

i had it planned over 100's of days away

there is so mcuh fucked up shit i dont do to not lose his trust

I like how I want from online sex to f****** just chill like it went from 100 to 20 in 2 seconds kind of not really

It's fine you're talking to him it's fine I'm not as important to him

or hes helping me so i dont hurt somoen

i can talk to more than one person

but seth is tryna ruin smthin for me

im gunna cry iim done with him

he tries to ruin everything for me

I will beat the f*** out of him I'm getting to the end of my s*** I'm not afraid to get suspended I don't give a f*** no more

check my newest post

No it's not He's going to stop or else I'm going to beat the f*** out of them I'm not playing no more

He knows I'll beat the s*** out of him he knows it

just let him fuck around cause i wont be ther for him to

I can send u old joke links to talk on throguhout the day though

ill email u a joke link every day

today was a shitty ass day

That's why I don't tell my deep dark secrets to anybody

like i fake adopted her at one point close

but she didnt tell me the one thing i wouldve needed to know

You go through a lot more than you need to

ill prolly go to bed b4 9 even i js wanna escape

lets hope i wake up ok

Goodnight I love you <3