what is a cows favorite move?-- the sound of moooosic

Comments (56)

A

wow that is such a good joke i can't believe that you came up with that you are so talented!!!!!! THis changed my livew

g

Oh my gosh I agree with the first person this joke is rad!!

h

I lovwe this Joke!!!!!

d

WOW this is definately the funniest joke here!!!

m

I don't get it

h

How could you not get it it's so obvious how funny it is!!

m

It's just not a good joke

h

How dare you? this made my day I love it

P

J'aime bien! C'est fantastique!! Merci

h

I'm sorry pierre I don't speak Russian can you translate that?

P

C'est pas Russe, c'est Francais!

g

How did this joke get so many comments in a couple minutes?? Its can probably win the pulitzer prize

h

I totaly agree we should nominate it and send it in to awards. Maybe we can get the person who wrote it on Americas Got talent!!!

m

Absolutely!!

g

Yeah!!

d

Totaly!!!!!!!

h

You spelled Totally wrong

d

Oh sorry!

A

This was the most fantastic, magnificent, wondrous, thrilling, enlighting, and fluffy joke that I have ever heard! Congrats to whoever wrote this amazing-ness :D

h

Ada, I couldn't agree more.

A

Thanks :) :o

C

I just told my grandchildren this joke and they loooooooooved it! I'm on the track to be the best grandparent EVER!!!!!!

a

I loved this joke so much, I flew down to tampa to tell my recently x husband and his 4 other girlfriends that were living with him and he loved it so much that he allowed me to be his fifth girlfriend!! :) Thank you for saving my life

h

THis is such a CUUUUUUUUTTEEEE story! When I was in elementary school I found out that all three of my husbands were cheating on me with my grandma!

B

AAAAaaaOOOOOOOOgggaaaaAAA

c

How did all of these crazy people get on here and why did they all comment in 20 minutes and it only has 4 likes... I think it was just one person

h

What do you mean! I'm my own person. I always leave comments on this website when I'm using the bathroom.

B

You know what I think about the world is flat theory.. it's bogus, no one ever talks about world is fat theory, or world is line theory. It's despicable. That reminds me, Despicable me is a good movie.

c

I'm sorry Bob, but this isn't a world is flat thing. ALso you are stupid and despicible me is overrated.

d

Wooooo. I'm the thirtyith commenter!!!!!

h

No, I am!

d

Wait, are you Helen the lady that lives down the street from me that lets her dog poop in other peoples yard and says that he's trick or treating?

h

He is trick or treating and if its not haloween he's practising. Also, arent you the kid down the street who threw a pebble that landed 10 feet away from my dog!!!!!??? I sued you you know! My dog is insured for 85 dollars!!

C

Helen, with my many years of wisdom, I'm here to tell you to CALM DOWN

h

I had to wait till I finished the office before I could respond to this comment! The office calms me down. You Claudette are a horrible person. And I’ll have you know i’m 66 and I am so calm I am always calm in every situation :(

D

No Helen, you weren’t calm when my family came over to your house for dinner and you threw a bowl of soup and tiramisu at me because I pet your dog! You are crazy!

h

No Diego, my dog has a serious medical condition, he is allergic to pianos and if he goes near one he will get itchy and I know you play the piano (badly might I add) you could infect my dog!

D

That is very stupid and also I won America’s got talent for piano so I wouldn’t call me bad. You don’t know anything

H

That’s it I’m leaving this comment section!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are all uncultured and you don’t realize how much my dog is worth, his uncle shared a shelter with the daughter of the cat who was in meet the parents! My dog is worth 85 dollars!!!!! That’s it I’m gone!

l

Bruh this joke is terrible why do you think its good?? You crazy!

e

I love this joke so much, it reminds me of the 1920s, that's when comedy was actually good. I just told my grandchildren this joke and they loooooooooved it! I drove all the way from Scranton to Philadelphia to share this joke with them! Now they're gonna come to my house instead of their aunt Francine's house for thanksgiving this year!

F

Ethel! This is Francine! Why are the grand kids going over to your house this year for thanksgiving??? I made Schnitzel with noodles just for them! Oh, I get it, this is all because you didn't get invited to my nephew's barmitzvah! You aren't even related you've only seen him once and that was 5 years ago! Why are you mad??

e

I'm not mad Francine, and it's not because of the barmitzvah, it's because you thew a bowl of candied yams at me!! I'm dissapointed.

F

No, you know how rebecca loves to spread rumors, I didn't throw them at you, maureen knocked them over on accident and it almost hit your shoe. It was a real shame, it was old bobby's recipie.

e

I don't care what you say, I know what happened! You did it on purpose!

F

no, Ethel you are being unreasonable, its no wonder you were left out of secret Santa last year!

H

YES DID JOKE WAS AMAZING

h

I’m sorry hehenerd but it appears your grammar is wrong. It should be yes THIS joke was amazing!

D

OMG! This made my day! How can someone be so funny 😂

G

That’s kinda gross, I want to sue

h

Geraldine I respectfully disagree with your statement! It isn’t a gross joke it’s brilliant so if you don’t Geraldine dear then you can go to the chicken coop

G

I’m sorry I don’t speak peasant 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵

k

Love it! Nice joke!

o

yeah thiz jok reel gud.

A

True comedy, Michael Scott would be proud.

A

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