Mushy Life

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Listen up, chucklehead! The mushroom offed himself because his life was "mushy," get it? Like, soft and pathetic, just like you when you try to do a push-up. And then the author admits his peepee is small. Haha. Imagine being so insecure, you have to tell everyone after a bad mushroom joke.

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Yup mine is two inches

Obviously wasn't the variety called Penis Envy.