A sex addict man meets a rich man around Christmas.
The sex addict asks the rich man, “What are you getting your wife this Christmas?” The rich man replies, “Diamond earrings and a Mercedes.” The sex addict asks, “Why are you getting her two gifts?” The rich man says, “Well, if she doesn’t like the earrings then she can drive to the store and exchange them.”
The sex addict nods. Then the rich man asks him, “So what are you getting your wife this year?” The sex addict thinks about it for a second and replies, “A gold necklace and a dildo.”
The rich man asks, “Why those two things?” The sex addict astutely reponds, “This way, if she doesn’t like the jewelry she can go f… herself.”