Joke

I came up with that joke back in 2009 my n!gga

Mf

This is a shite joke not gonna like you cunt

Yo mama so fat she can’t reach her back pocket.

Yo mama so fat if she got her shoes shined she’d have to take his word for it.

Yo mama so fat, a picture of her would fall off the walll.

Yo mama so fat she gets group insurance.

Yo mama so fat when gets on the scale it says “to be continued.”

Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and when she got up there were 4 quarters.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.

Yo mama so fat when she takes a shower her feet don’t get wet.

Yo mama so fat her job title is Spoon and Fork Operator!

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections.

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo mama so fat her belly buttons got an echo.

Yo mama so fat her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama so fat she was born on the 20th, 21st, and 22nd of September.

Yo mama so fat we’re in her right now!