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Yo Mama is so Fat

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Explanation

This is a classic "yo mama" joke that uses hyperbole to exaggerate the subject's weight. The punchline implies that the person is so large it would take a company as big as Nationwide, known for being spread out "nationwide", an absurd amount of time to reach the other side of her. It's funny because of the ridiculous comparison and the exaggerated image it creates.

Comments (14)

Yo mama so fat her belt size is equator.

Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV I had missed a whole season of Supernatural.

Yo mama so fat her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion.

Yo mama so fat that when she hauls ass she has to take two trips instead of just one trip.

Yo mama so fat her car has stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the house, it’s literal.

yo mama so fat Bill Gates went broke tryin to buy her dinner