Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.

Knock knock Who’s there? Not Susie.

Comments (16)

N

:D Ha!

S

You missed out 'why couldn't she get back up, because she has no legs.' And that's the reason it isn't her at the door, if she has legs she could still come to the door and headbutt it

d

i have used this one so many times i love this joke XD

A

What did Susie get for her birthday last year nobody knows she hasn't opened it yet.

F

dam that is god dam funny

W

Way to expose Susie like that

S

I actually got Gloves for chirstmas

s

what present did the kid with no hands get no idea he hasn't found out how to open it yet

J

What did the Englishman say when he saw Susie in the park being a bully? Oh, don't mind Susie, shes 'armless!

S

on my birthday i got a ball

M

Finally found you, Bonzy the Sad Clown

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That joke was shit

N

That joke was shit

N

That joke was shit

N

That joke was poopy

B

You ar mean!