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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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You missed out 'why couldn't she get back up, because she has no legs.' And that's the reason it isn't her at the door, if she has legs she could still come to the door and headbutt it

i have used this one so many times i love this joke XD

What did Susie get for her birthday last year nobody knows she hasn't opened it yet.

I actually got Gloves for chirstmas

what present did the kid with no hands get no idea he hasn't found out how to open it yet

What did the Englishman say when he saw Susie in the park being a bully? Oh, don't mind Susie, shes 'armless!

on my birthday i got a ball

Finally found you, Bonzy the Sad Clown

Is that a code Watermelon?

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck. Why was Billy hit by a truck? Because Susie was driving it.

Why did Susie not get any presents for Christmas? She was still stuck under the tree. Why did Susie's friends never find her? She had none.