Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
Pay Upfront for Suicidal Thoughts
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Explanation
The humor comes from the dark twist that the psychiatrist, who should be helping with suicidal thoughts, seems to be treating the patient as a financial risk. The joke plays on the idea that the psychiatrist assumes the patient might not pay if they commit suicide. It's an absurd and cynical take on a serious issue.
Sadly me
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