Hard to Keep Track

My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”

I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”

Explanation

Experiment

The humor comes from the train driver's absurdly casual response to the boss's accusation of being a terrible driver, who derailed many trains. The driver acts as if derailing trains is a common occurrence that's hard to remember, making light of a serious work incident.

Comments (9)

Annamass

7 years ago

WHAT A BAD BAD BAD BAD JOKE. I THOUGHT I PEED MY PANTS I LAUGHED SO HARD. VEGGIES CAME SPEWWING EVERYWHERE OUT OF MY NOSE!!!! DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!!!!!!!