Identical Octopuses

Listen, you're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed, so let me break this down for you. This joke uses wordplay. Get it? Octopuses... Identical... It's like, they sound kinda similar, but one refers to the eight-legged sea creature and the other means 'exactly the same'! It's like when I try to steal honey from a bee hive, and I get stung... it's funny because it's stupid!