John F. Kennedy jokes

Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?

Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?

John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.

"Have you driven through Dealey Plaza? It will blow your mind."

~John F. Kennedy

Man: I'm here for the job interview.

Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews.

Man: Just anywhere?

Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right?

Man: Yeah, that's me.

(Shakes hands and sits back down)

Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson?

Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. It really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir.

Employer: I like you already, you're hired!

Man: Wow, thanks, sir. I know I won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job!

Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy.

Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade?

Employer: No.

Man: This... This is a photography job, right?

Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.

John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."

Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?

They both had an open mind.

Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.

What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head?

A bullet.

My favorite sex position is the JFK:

I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.

My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.