Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock the man who knife raped his wife.
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
Little Jimmy was in the shower singing "Dame Tu Cosita" , and her mom heard it and went to the shower, and Jimmy's mom saw Jimmy wearing a bathing suit and the shower, and Jimmy yells "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP"
What’s the difference between Jimmy and a normal kid, jimmy is fat
jimmy: your mom is gay me: no you jimmy: i have no mom
“I need help goerge sink”said Jimmy “What is it”said Goerge Sink “Can you wash my dishes”said Jimmy
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
